You know those TV ads for the Stuffies… the stuffed animal pillow things that have hidden pouches… That isn’t just for kids… it is for adults. Why you may ask… CAUSE THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR STASHING WEED, PIPES, BOOZE, DILDOS AND ANY OTHER “ADULT” THING. They should call them duffies short for dildo stuffies.
A lobster is smarter than me.
that’s a mantis shrimp
and it is definitely smarter than me
It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up.
fucking shrimps i stg
I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. IT JUST FINISHED SOMETHING I COULD NEVER FINISH CAUSE I WOULD JUST GET UPSET AND THROW THE DAMN CUBE AT THE WALL. DAMN YOU SHRIMP.
(Source: iraffiruse, via zombie-bionic)
CAN WE MAKE THIS A REAL THING? I WOULD PAY SO MUCH FOR THIS.
(Source: atavus, via drabcarpet)
I would like to eat the unborn and the most non-kosher thing ever made. Thank you.
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